Fox's talent show X Factor is something that I legitimately know almost nothing about. If you can believe it. You probably don't know anything about it either? I think it's the same thing as…   Read Story »

I don't watch American Idol. For one thing, I am 59 years old, and my grandchildren don't WANT to have something to relate to me about. Second of all, as far as I am concerned, we already have an…   Read Story »

Um. This news is everywhere this morning? And so now this news is here. Apparently it's important. God forbid you guys somehow don't hear about it. I think it's generation-defining. It goes JFK, Neil…   Read Story »

"There is really only so much good news that we can take in one day, but if you have any potable water that would be wonderful!" -- The Children of Darfur   Read Story »

On the left is a photo that purportedly features a young Conan O'Brien doing lord knows what. After it was posted on the HollywoodReporter, he Twittered about it, which people seem to be taking as…   Read Story »

Othelio are clearly the next Susan Boyle. NOT! In addition to being just one of the hottest summer jams from one of the crispest, cleanest, most in date groups, this clip serves as a welcome…   Read Story »

I am assuming that the reason Ke$ha has yet to apologize for her embarrassing and nightmarish performance on last night's American Idol (as if there is another kind of Ke$ha performance) is because…   Read Story »

And so it begins. Last night, the 147th season of American Idol kicked off with its annual Teasing Of The Nerds. It is amazing that it is 2010 and America still considers it enjoyable and hilarious…   Read Story »

Gordon Ramsay got plastic surgery. Fine. But he did it on the advice of Simon Cowell? I thought only teenage girls took what that guy said seriously. (Sometimes TOO seriously.)   Read Story »

I don't watch American Idol. For one thing, I am 102 years old. What is there for me in American Idol? Is there medicine in it? How about a comfortable place to sit away from the window because it's…   Read Story »