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The Free Flexor Is OUR Generation’s Shake Weight

Gabe — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 17:45:35 +0000

Looking good, boyz. Very healthy. Very strong. Very normal exercise.

Shake Weight+Newscaster TWSS=Perfect Videogum Synergy

caringiscool — Fri, 13 May 2011 15:00:14 +0000

I know this already popped up a few places. I know. I KNOW. DO YOU THINK I DON’T KNOW THAT? BECAUSE I KNOW THAT ALREADY!!!! We always endeavor to post stuff that hasn’t already been emailed to you by your mom. But this combines three things that we are all keeping track of – local news bloopers, TWSS incidents, and Shake Weight News, and, as such, is within our area of interest. For the purposes of keeping an accurate record of these things, I think it’s important this be included on Videogum.

Shake Weight Cracks Up News Station – Watch more Funny Videos

Thanks to Anchor Management for the tip. Any lack of freshness of this tip is not his fault. He sent it a few days ago.

The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Dude Gets Ponytail Caught In Weight Machine

Gabe — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 22:30:08 +0000

Oh man. This is even better than that Radiolab video, “Words,” and that Radiolab video, “Words,” was pretty good! It’s basically a visual poem. It is a garbage bag caught in a crossbreeze and dancing JUST FOR US. (Whispers: for 15 minutes.) “But, Gabe, how do you write a caption for something so beautiful and perfect?” Not my problem! Your problem! Now solve it!

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. BEEFCAKE! (Video via Arbroath.)

The Shake Weight, Now For Men

Gabe — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:39:21 +0000

Sorry, ladies. Your strangle-hold (get it?) on the exercise by jacking off ghost dicks industry has finally ended. WHERE MY FELLAS AT?!

Looking good, dudes! Could you aim the Shake Weight for Men a little more towards your mouth? A little more? A little more? Perfect.

Here’s a fun game to play, guess which of these quotes is a testimonial to the Shake Weight for Men, and which is someone describing their first homosexual experience:

The Shake Weight Has Got To Be Kidding Us

Gabe — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 12:27:54 +0000

Ladies, your bodies are so fat! It’s disgusting! You should be ashamed of yourselves! Luckily, many of you are. Good work, women’s magazines and all other media and also society! Ladies, it’s important to stay thin and fit and toned so that a man will give you a baby. Perhaps one of the ways you would like to do this is with a new invention called the Shake Weight? Check out these incredible facts:

Based on a completely new workout technology called Dynamic Inertia, which ignites the muscles in your arms, shoulders, and chest
Scientific studies prove that the Shake Weight increases upper body muscle activity by more than 300% compared to traditional weights
Works out your entire upper body in just 6 minutes a day

You love new workout technologies and scientific studies! This sounds like a dream imposed on you by the demands of a weight-and-physical beauty obsessed culture come true! Let’s see this thing in action. I bet it doesn’t look like you double-fisted jacking off a penis at all!