Looking good, boyz. Very healthy. Very strong. Very normal exercise.   Read Story »

I know this already popped up a few places. I know. I KNOW. DO YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT? BECAUSE I KNOW THAT ALREADY!!!! We always endeavor to post stuff that hasn't already been emailed to you by…   Read Story »

Oh man. This is even better than that Radiolab video, "Words," and that Radiolab video, "Words," was pretty good! It's basically a visual poem. It is a garbage bag caught in a crossbreeze and dancing…   Read Story »

Sorry, ladies. Your strangle-hold (get it?) on the exercise by jacking off ghost dicks industry has finally ended. WHERE MY FELLAS AT?! Looking good, dudes! Could you aim the Shake Weight for Men…   Read Story »

Ladies, your bodies are so fat! It's disgusting! You should be ashamed of yourselves! Luckily, many of you are. Good work, women's magazines and all other media and also society! Ladies, it's…   Read Story »