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Obviously, the more time passes, especially in our new era of abundant and omnipresent information, people become more "aware" of the machinations of the world around them. (I mean, sort of. Not that…   Read Story »
If you walk in on your parents having sex, just go downstairs and shove some pasta in your face. Don't ask any questions. Whatever you do, do NOT have a conversation with the people raising you. They…   Read Story »
YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED IN A SWIMMING POOL AND LIVE IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE OCEAN! The two of you were clearly made for each other. Kiss! Kiss! Did you read the part where his mom says…   Read Story »
By now you have definitely heard at least something about this Chick-Fil-A stuff, right? You're on Facebook. Everything's happenin' on Facebook these days! Anyway, this chain restaurant that sells…   Read Story »
Guys, this life ain't gettin' any easier! (That is categorically untrue. I mean, life is definitely still a brief and confusing meander through a horrifying swamp filled with sadness and despair…   Read Story »
I wish this clip was 10 hours long. I could watch it forever! Just a gaggle of dodos speaking with incredible confidence about absolutely nothing at all. When Harry Met Sally? OH, YOU KNOW, THE AGE…   Read Story »
So, someone posted a question on Reddit: "Which famous person needs to just come out already?" and it has already elicited, as questions on Reddit will, thousands of answers, almost all of which are…   Read Story »
BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD…   Read Story »
Andrew Sullivan posted an email from Anderson Cooper in which he talks about being gay and his reasons for not going public with it before, and if nothing else it is a thoughtful and well-written…   Read Story »
You may have heard that Octomom was releasing a porno from your "Octomom" Google Alert, but someone put together a short highlights reel that is (basically) safe for work and it's almost TOO sexy.…   Read Story »