How's he gonna be your boyfriend if he doesn't know you? Get your head in the game! Put on some make-up. Don't be TOO flirty, just say cutesy things. Look, you know most of this stuff already, it's…   Read Story »

This month's issue of Allure features an interview with Zooey Deschanel, who explains how horrible and difficult things were for her growing up: She's become BFFs with A-listers like Nicole Richie…   Read Story »

An NYU professor is alleging that the university fired him in retaliation for giving James Franco a "D." That would be awful, but it's probably just part of some installation performance piece that's…   Read Story »

Earlier this week, Chet Haze sent out an emergency email to his fellow students asking to borrow notes from class to help him with his final. You good peoplez really came through. Thank God. So, as…   Read Story »

According to Gawker, this is an email that went out to ALLSTUDENTS@northwestern.theaterclass.edu.biz at 4AM this morning: What Up Everybody, My names Chester Hanks, I'm a junior theater major,…   Read Story »

As far as groups of children singing songs that cool adults like go, the New York City public school chorus at PS22 already has the market cornered. They've performed at the Oscars and on Oprah and…   Read Story »

One time during sophomore year of high school my science teacher brought in dry ice, and some dummy in my class burned his hand on it. We were all pretty much 35-year-olds at the time, so I don't…   Read Story »

In the New York area at least, today is the first day of school! Yuck. Boo. School sucks! Just kidding. Be cool and stay in it. If you work hard and study a lot, maybe one day you will grow up to be…   Read Story »

You know how sometimes you're a lady who went to a bunch of schools and you're on a train and it's like, I don't understand how these people expect me to not be very terrible? Don't they get that I…   Read Story »

Well, we can finally cross one of the things off of James Franco's "All The Things List," as the little boy is now a man. Today, he graduated from New York University. I'm not sure what his degree…   Read Story »