Showing All "Saw VI" Posts
Nov 13th, 2009 27 Comments
Saw VI didn't do that well at the box office this year for some reason*. But don't worry, America, there are going to keep being Saw movies ))>   Read Story »
Oct 23rd, 2009 12 Comments
The Spanish Cultural Ministry's Film Institute has given Saw VI an X rating and it will only be shown in porno theaters. Een Spain, porn tortures you! (I'm sure I did that joke right.)   Read Story »
Aug 19th, 2009 32 Comments
What? This doesn't even make sense anymore. When Saw II came out and the poster featured two severed fingers standing up on their stumps, that was a grotesque display of well-Photoshopped body parts…   Read Story »
Jul 28th, 2009 34 Comments
Dear People Who Would Actually Go to a Saw-themed Haunted House,
So, I heard about your haunted house. It's going to be at the Circus Circus casino in Las Vegas this October as part of a promotional…   Read Story »
Jul 24th, 2009 23 Comments
A deal has already been struck for Saw VII, or as I like to call it, Saw ))((.   Read Story »
Jul 23rd, 2009 71 Comments
Saw is fucking stupid. And I'm just going to assume that all of the sequels are equally fucking stupid. (Probably not as stupid as the Saw roller coaster, though.) Personally, I have not seen them. I…   Read Story »
Jul 21st, 2009 31 Comments
Judging by this Saw VI motion poster (that's right, Saw VI), Jigsaw has teamed up with Improv Everywhere for a very dangerous "mission."   Read Story »


























