Showing All "Saw V" Posts
Nov 13th, 2009 27 Comments
Saw VI didn't do that well at the box office this year for some reason*. But don't worry, America, there are going to keep being Saw movies ))>   Read Story »
Jul 28th, 2009 34 Comments
Dear People Who Would Actually Go to a Saw-themed Haunted House,
So, I heard about your haunted house. It's going to be at the Circus Circus casino in Las Vegas this October as part of a promotional…   Read Story »
Jul 24th, 2009 23 Comments
A deal has already been struck for Saw VII, or as I like to call it, Saw ))((.   Read Story »
Jul 23rd, 2009 71 Comments
Saw is fucking stupid. And I'm just going to assume that all of the sequels are equally fucking stupid. (Probably not as stupid as the Saw roller coaster, though.) Personally, I have not seen them. I…   Read Story »
Sep 24th, 2008 4 Comments
It's funny, when I think about the Saw franchise I think about how it's the worst franchise, but I don't think about how it's the worst INTERNATIONALLY. The French poster for Saw V hit the internet…   Read Story »
Sep 15th, 2008 3 Comments
This is one of the strangest, creepiest PSAs I've ever seen. Saw's Tobin Bell for the American Red Cross on how they "want your blood":
I guess it's not enough that the movies are "about"…   Read Story »
Aug 28th, 2008 37 Comments
A new poster has been released for Saw V. It features a man with his head caught in a steampunk's aquarium, which is apparently one of the scariest places to find your head, and the tag line says…   Read Story »
Jun 30th, 2008 8 Comments
I hate "torture porn" in general, but I especially hate the Saw franchise. Wait, let me get this straight, people learn how to truly appreciate the gift of life by being tortured and then murdered?…   Read Story »
May 5th, 2008 1 Comment
Production begins today on Terminator 4, or Terminator Salvation, and what's grabbing all the headlines is that the newest installment is looking for a PG-13 rating. Naturally, it raises a few…   Read Story »

























