All that glitters is not cyber gold, you guys. Be careful out there! Don't get raped! By the guy in this video? He is the website worm at the end of the hook. YIKESYIKESYIKESYIKESYIKESYIKES! I need…   Read Story »

Earlier this week, Sandra Bullock left her house for the first time (really?) since the public implosion of her marriage to drive to her money manager's house (haha, sure, to drive to her money…   Read Story »

Good luck, Sandra! Remember, hope floats!   Read Story »

Joe Mande takes a look at how last night's Snorescars would have been distributed if they had been awarded in 2001. THIS SHOULD WIN AN AWARD.   Read Story »

I know that I have said this before, but I will say it again now, and probably again another time in the future, and probably again after that, all the way until the year 2012, but considering how…   Read Story »

Do you want to go see All About Steve now? Wait, whuuuuuuuut? You don't? WHY NOT? Is it because Sandra Bullock's face doesn't look "annoying" enough? Because it looks pretty annoying right now, but…   Read Story »

The Blind Side trailer, you guys: Fuuuuuck. OK, Hollywood is teasing us now. This is actually a fake trailer from Funny People, right? "Haha, look at your face!" --Hollywood's Tombstone Don't…   Read Story »

A couple of weeks ago, I watched the movie Jumper for some reason. Oh man! That is the best movie. I mean, that is a terrible movie, but it is also ridiculous and hilarious and a lot of fun. Like, I…   Read Story »

The trailer for All About Steve, starring Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, you guys: Now, on the one hand, I want to celebrate this movie because it has a complicated female heroine, and we get…   Read Story »

Last night's MTV Movie Awards were weird, because much of the two-hour paid advertisement for upcoming blockbusters (like the Sandra Bullock/Ryan Reynolds rom com The Proposal. JK.) was ACTUALLY…   Read Story »