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Terrible Outbreak Of Horse Herpes Results In Wonderful Outbreak Of Hilarious Laffs

Gabe — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 16:45:29 +0000

Oh no! There has been a terrible outbreak of horse herpes in Utah! Horse herpes! Ahhhhhh! Come on, horses. Wear a horse condom! Obviously, our thoughts and prayers are with the horses’ genitals during this difficult time. But also, this devastating news has been met with devastating laffs when a recent beauty pageant (or something? I don’t actually understand what is going on here) was forced to use STICK HORSES instead of real horses. Oh man. And the crown for Prettiest Laffs goes to this story. Local news video after the jump:

There’s No Safe Way To Have Sex With Crazy-Eyes Nymphets

Lindsay Robertson — Mon, 11 May 2009 15:31:24 +0000

This is not the way any dude has ever lost his virginity, or come close to losing his virginity, ever in the history of the world:

At first you think you’re being preached to, and then it turns into hard core Rock ‘N Roll with statistics to back up its message! My favorite part is when the guy takes the condom from the girl and stares at it and smiles. Foreplay! (Via Everything Is Terrible.)

Old People Are Still Having (Unsafe) Sex

Lindsay Robertson — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:35:26 +0000

My friend told me about some thing he read about how STDs are running rampant among older baby boomers in those huge retirement villages in Florida, because the old people are all living together in one (Melrose-ish) place and they know they can’t get pregnant so they don’t use condoms. And now you have to know that, too. Anyway, it must be so, because a group of older people made their own CLAYMATION safe sex DVD called “Sex And The Seniors.” Claymation: