Just kidding. The all-caps title was a JK. The news that Ryan Seacrest may replace Matt Lauer on Today seems obvious not because I knew that Matt Lauer was thinking of not renewing his Today contract…   Read Story »

I'm sorry, I really love him a lot, but Joel McHale REALLY needs to stop "taking shots" at Ryan Seacrest. It is so embarrassing. No one is talking about Ryan Seacrest!  -Deadline Read this article…   Read Story »

In a shocking (SHOCKING!) announcement last night, Larry King informed the world (THE WORLD!) that he would be leaving his long-running talk-show, Larry King Live, in the fall (THE FALL!). End of an…   Read Story »

I am assuming that the reason Ke$ha has yet to apologize for her embarrassing and nightmarish performance on last night's American Idol (as if there is another kind of Ke$ha performance) is because…   Read Story »

Sup sup chill dawgs! Check it out, young dudes who understand the importance of progress but that it can't come at the expense of other human beings or the environment, and all you neat gals who…   Read Story »

Brian Dunkleman! Remember him! He co-hosted the first season (and as far as I am concerned, the ONLY season) of American Idol with Ryan Seacrest. And then he disappeared. Forever. Banished to some…   Read Story »

And so it begins. Last night, the 147th season of American Idol kicked off with its annual Teasing Of The Nerds. It is amazing that it is 2010 and America still considers it enjoyable and hilarious…   Read Story »

I don't watch American Idol. For one thing, I am 102 years old. What is there for me in American Idol? Is there medicine in it? How about a comfortable place to sit away from the window because it's…   Read Story »

Ryan Seacrest re-upped his American Idol contract for 45 MILLION dollars this weekend (perfectly reasonable). America responds, appropriately, with a barrage of casually tossed-off Dunkleman jokes on…   Read Story »

A very stupid young lady by the name of Miss California ruffled judge Perez Hilton's feathers at the Miss USA Pageant this weekend with her nonsensical answer to a question about gay marriage (as…   Read Story »