The lawyer helping that lady sue Drive for no good reason lays out the reasons why the movie is anti-semitic. Oh good. I hope reason #1 is "because the movie isn't anti-semitic." Because it's not. I…   Read Story »

Didn't we all agree that 300 kind of sucked? I was pretty sure that we all agreed that 300 kind of sucked. I know for sure that everyone agreed that Clash of the Titans sucked, and if memory serves,…   Read Story »

Season of the Witch trailer, you guys: Look, I'm not trying to tell Hollywood how to do its job, (although actually, when you think about it, I guess I am kind of trying to tell Hollywood how to…   Read Story »

While I was out yesterday making sure that the judicial system works, Lindsay had her way with the site. She did a great job, and I respect her diligence and creativity in single-handedly bringing…   Read Story »

You guys, this is a trailer for a movie called Outlander, and it is about a war between vikings and aliens. You're welcome. I would have been sold by the vikings vs aliens premise alone, but to…   Read Story »

Oh man, you can ask anyone, just the other day I was like "They should make The Pianist, but instead of it being about the Holocaust, WHICH IS A TOTAL BUMMER, it should be really confusing and have…   Read Story »

Beauty and the Beast: 1987-1990: She was a beautiful Assistant DA with a sweet balcony. He was a Beast, and he lived underground in a utopian community of outsiders (it was the '80s, today he'd have…   Read Story »