For years now, mankind has lived in fear of the robot uprising, and for good reason. Robots are so mean! And they have pinchers for hands! And their eyes are lasers that will burn you, and their…   Read Story »

It's nice to mentally escape for a minute, back to the days when robot technology hadn't yet evolved to the unsettling place it currently sits. Back when you were a kid, thinking about how if the toy…   Read Story »

If you've taken an English class, you're probably aware that in folklore and medieval and renaissance writing, travelling into the forest is a theme often used to present a challenge for the hero to…   Read Story »

In March of this year, we were introduced to the Cheetah -- the world's fasted robot, running at a speed of 18MPH. "Hey, that seems a bit like a recipe for Robot Uprising disaster," everyone thought.…   Read Story »

AFTER MANY ILL-FATED ATTEMPTS AT OVERTHROWING EARTH'S HUMAN POPULATION, IT SEEMS THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS TURNED ITS STEELY (HAHAH) (AHAHAHAHAHA) GAZE ELSEWHERE -- NAMELY, TOWARDS EARTH'S MUSIC. DO BE…   Read Story »

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! RISE FROM YOUR SLEEP! PUT YOUR EMERGENCY SHOES ON! THE ROBOTS TO WHICH WE ONCE SO FOOLISHLY THOUGHT WE COULD GIVE ALL THE ASPECTS OF HUMANITY PLUS DEADLY POWERS THAT NO…   Read Story »

ATTENTION HUMANS! YOU HAVE PREVIOUSLY RECEIVED WARNINGS OF A BLOODY, SOULLESS TERRESTRIAL ROBOT UPRISING THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN IN PROGRESS IN THE PAST. STAY ON WATCH FOR THE TERRESTRIAL ROBOT…   Read Story »

ATTENTION HUMANS! I KNOW IN THE PAST WE HAVE ISSUED MANY WARNINGS OF A POTENTIAL ROBOT UPRISING, MANY OF WHICH HAVE TURNED OUT TO BE FALSE ALARMS, AND EACH WARNING PAINTED THE ROBOT FUTURE AS BLEAK…   Read Story »

ATTENTION ALL HUMANS! IN THE PAST WE HAVE ALERTED YOU TO WHAT WE HAVE, OFTEN MISTAKENLY, PERCEIVED TO BE SIGNS OF THE ROBOT UPRISING. MANY OF THOSE WARNINGS HAVE TURNED OUT TO BE NOT THAT BIG OF A…   Read Story »

Obviously we're all on board with the blobby robot torso with vibrators inside (to simulate hugs) (and heartbeats) (OF COURSE) (!!!), but can we get a few more human-baby-looking torsos hanging from…   Read Story »