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KEEP YOUR HEART RATE STEADY. I HEARD FROM A FRIEND THAT XBOX ONE CAN DETECT WHEN YOUR HEART RATE RISES IN ORDER TO DETERMINE WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT ADVERTISEMENTS YOU LIKE, WHICH SOUNDS LIKE A LIE OR A…   Read Story »
Amazon's CEO Jeff Bezos revealed his plan to incorporate Amazon Drones into Amazon's delivery system in a segment on 60 Minutes last night, which was then joked about so much on Twitter that I…   Read Story »
Watch Robyn meet the Swedish robot built in her honor. #robotuprising #robynuprising -Stereogum Family Guy killed off a main character last night. To avoid spoilers, I will not tell you which…   Read Story »
ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS NOT A TEST, PLEASE STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND TUNE IN TO THE EMERGENCY STATION ON YOUR RADIOS, JUST IN CASE, BUT ALSO CONTINUE TO READ THIS EMERGENCY MESSAGE. HUG…   Read Story »
Is he okay? Haha, I know it's funny, but like -- should we call him a cab? Do you think he'd drink any water if I got him some? I'll go get him some just in case. Keep your eye on him, I'll be right…   Read Story »
Here is a photo of Avengers toys dressed up in the clothing of Star Wars toys. You can almost hear the cries of an older brother, "YOU RUINED THEM!!!" -/Film Meet the crew behind IFC's Comedy…   Read Story »
"You work hard for the money / so hard for it, honey / you work hard for the money so you better keg robot right." I guess this is what that song was about! (Via Cheezburger.)   Read Story »
On Under the Dome last night, after the riots broke out and before the rain, the cop told Barbie that the other cop told her, on her first day of the job, that when things like this happen the first…   Read Story »
Now, be nice. Do you remember when you were the new humanoid robot in the group? How did it feel when the other humanoid robots picked on you? Not good, I bet. I'm sure you were at least able to…   Read Story »
For years now, mankind has lived in fear of the robot uprising, and for good reason. Robots are so mean! And they have pinchers for hands! And their eyes are lasers that will burn you, and their…   Read Story »