Nothing is sacred. Not really. There are varying levels of sensitivity, and there is certainly tastelessness, but there isn't any single thing in the world as we know it that can be made fun of, or…   Read Story »

Dumb.   Read Story »

A photo of Robert Pattinson, an English film actor, jumping in the air wearing nothing but boxer shorts, has become the new meme. And thus the great fossil record of Internet Canyon gets another silt…   Read Story »

Last week, I found myself at the precipice of an enormous crossroads. We were at the start of a long holiday weekend, and the new Twilight movie had just come out in theaters. The question, of…   Read Story »

Oh good grief. During her Senate testimony yesterday to determine whether or not she is qualified to serve a life-term on the Supreme Court of the United States of America, one of the most powerful…   Read Story »

Harry Knowles, one of the worst writers on Earth, has reviewed Twilight: Eclipse, a movie about a teenage girl caught in a love triangle with a dog and a 600 year old corpse. The result is hilarious.…   Read Story »

YO POKEMONS, ARE YOU IN THIS LINE? I'M ASSUMING YOU ARE IN THIS LINE. EVERYONE IS HERE. WE HAVE OUR TENTS AND OUR SLEEPING BAGS AND OUR LIP GLOSS AND OUR ZUNES. IF YOU AREN'T IN THIS LINE RIGHT NOW I…   Read Story »

OMFGICBIYG, Are you dying because Twilight: Eclipse isn't out yet? Are you just DYING? Do you sit up at night wondering why the world is so unfair and doesn't make any sense and why people seem…   Read Story »

Hey, it's nice to be excited about things! I'm not sure why you taped yourself being (so) excited and put it on-line, but CUPS OF TEA ARE ALL AROUND US.   Read Story »

YO, WASSSUP, I'M TYPING THIS AS FAST AS I CAN BECAUSE MY HEAD IS ABOUT TO FALL OUT AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT MY DYING WORDS ARE TRUE AND SINCERE, BECAUSE EDWARD WOULD HAVE WANTED IT THAT WAY. HE…   Read Story »