Showing All "Retirement" Posts
Apr 6th, 2012 19 Comments
I'm not sure what we're waiting for in holding off on changing the name of this blog to MileyCyrusand/orTheHungerGamesgum.com. I don't know about you, but I am getting a little tired of the current…   Read Story »
Feb 21st, 2012 25 Comments
Hey, ladies. You look great! Your clothes always fit you so well, do you get them tailored? You do? Is that expensive? Not to pry. But it looks like it really makes a difference, and I was wondering…   Read Story »
Nov 14th, 2011 33 Comments
Get out all of your funeral gear because we're gonna have to throw a big one! JUST DO IT!! 47-year-old actor Brad Pitt, you may know him as "Will Colbert" from the television series Friends, has been…   Read Story »
Oct 24th, 2011 14 Comments
Oh no! According to their Facebook page, K&K Mimes, the world's leading Christian mimes, are retiring. End of an era. Now it's all up to you, 9/11 mime.   Read Story »
Jan 27th, 2011 54 Comments
GREAT news, you guys. After retiring from Twitter and acting last year at the golden age of 24, and then unretiring, at least from Twitter, and then retiring from Twitter again, Amanda Bynes is back.…   Read Story »
Sep 10th, 2010 42 Comments
#classicbynes.   Read Story »
Jul 27th, 2010 81 Comments
Brace yourself Hollywood/Entertainment for a real BOMBSHELL: AMANDA BYNES HAS "UNRETIRED." (Her word.) Phew. Good bombshell! As you may recall, on June 20th, 2010, Amanda Bynes (Arli$$, Charlotte's…   Read Story »
Jan 11th, 2010 40 Comments
Last night's 450th episode of The Simpsons was nothing special. It was a pretty tame and laffless story about Krusty the Klown, although I suppose one could draw some kind of topical meaning from the…   Read Story »
May 18th, 2009 16 Comments
Sorry, guys, Ashley Olsen is retiring from acting. I guess when five years have passed since your last movie, which itself was a poorly received, desperate attempt to capitalize on a fading brand,…   Read Story »
Apr 6th, 2009 14 Comments
According to the New York Post, Viggo Mortensen may be retiring from movies:
The "Lord of the Rings" star tells The Times of London he's grown tired of the travel and promotional burdens imposed by…   Read Story »

























