Ugh. If there is one thing I know for sure in this world it is that no one likes when secrets are kept from them. Why even tell me that you have something you can't tell me if YOU CAN'T TELL ME IT?…   Read Story »

It has been about a year since Regis Philbin retired from Live! and I just don't know how we've even made it to this point without crumbling from the stress of not knowing which sports celebrity or…   Read Story »

It was announced a few days ago that Seth Meyers, EVERYONE'S favorite Meyers brother (so sorry Josh Meyers), was a front-runner to replace Regis Philbin (who left the show 45 million years ago) and…   Read Story »

Here is a video of a math teacher giving a presentation about Thanksgiving. You know, MATH? Thanksgiving math? Anyway, it's the best presentation ever given, even though I don't understand why it is…   Read Story »

Congratulations to thisismynightmare, whose comment on last week's Regis Philbin retirement plans thread was included on this week's New York Magazine Approval Matrix. Lowbrow/Brilliant, obviously.…   Read Story »

Regis Philbin, the man who no one dislikes, announced in January that he would be retiring from Live! With Regis and Kelly sometime later this year. It was a devastating announcement that in NO WAY…   Read Story »

HELLO, LADIES! Right? Right, ladies?! SEX! SEXY! It's not necessarily weird that Regis Philbin allowed his picture to be taken shirtless wearing only the finest pleated slacks. He's a very famous…   Read Story »

I love these guys. They should make a movie together called Grumpiest Old Men.   Read Story »

Pee Wee Herman and Regis Philbin dress in identical gray suits w/ bowties and go on a tour of New York. You know, normal stuff. The word of the day is "normal stuff."   Read Story »

Andy Richter was on Regis and Kelly this morning, and unlike Conan O'Brien, he doesn't have a gag order in his contract. So.   Read Story »