Here is a video of a math teacher giving a presentation about Thanksgiving. You know, MATH? Thanksgiving math? Anyway, it's the best presentation ever given, even though I don't understand why it is…   Read Story »

Congratulations to thisismynightmare, whose comment on last week's Regis Philbin retirement plans thread was included on this week's New York Magazine Approval Matrix. Lowbrow/Brilliant, obviously.…   Read Story »

Regis Philbin, the man who no one dislikes, announced in January that he would be retiring from Live! With Regis and Kelly sometime later this year. It was a devastating announcement that in NO WAY…   Read Story »

HELLO, LADIES! Right? Right, ladies?! SEX! SEXY! It's not necessarily weird that Regis Philbin allowed his picture to be taken shirtless wearing only the finest pleated slacks. He's a very famous…   Read Story »

I love these guys. They should make a movie together called Grumpiest Old Men.   Read Story »

Pee Wee Herman and Regis Philbin dress in identical gray suits w/ bowties and go on a tour of New York. You know, normal stuff. The word of the day is "normal stuff."   Read Story »

Andy Richter was on Regis and Kelly this morning, and unlike Conan O'Brien, he doesn't have a gag order in his contract. So.   Read Story »

(Please know that this hurts me more than it hurts you.) How did he do it: (A) He cheated (B) He's lucky (C) He's a genius (D) It is written (E) None of the above (F) Because obviously this was a…   Read Story »

Actress Patricia Heaton (Everybody Loves Raymond) just killed it on Celebrity Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? last night. Very impressive. Brawndo gives her the electrolytes her computer brain…   Read Story »

Oh MAN, thanks so much to Best Week Ever for finding this and making my afternoon. It's self explanatory, but Regis tries to sing the Rocky theme, but he doesn't know the Rocky theme. It's…   Read Story »