I do think it is important to remember that R. Kelly once videotaped himself URINATING ON A CHILD. But otherwise this is very inspiring and uplifting, yes. (Via ONTD.)   Read Story »

So good! It barely even reminded me of the time that he peed on a child. (Via Vulture.)   Read Story »

Every month, Duh Aficionado magazine has at least one feature-length article about how R. Kelly is a lunatic, duh. This month, upon the release of his song "Echo," R. Kelly appears to have stirred up…   Read Story »

"Number One" video, you guys (SPOILER ALERT: R. Kelly likes sex): I have no idea why R. Kelly isn't in jail. And I'm not talking about the make believe Haha Jail where we put the world's Paltrows…   Read Story »

On CNN right now. Or watch this video of Michael Jackson and Brett Ratner dancing to R. Kelly in a rented car.   Read Story »

Says Funkmaster Flex in this impressively straight-forward response video to the R. Kelly BET interview in which Flex calls R. Kelly a pedophile "to his face" (kind of, not really), and in which he…   Read Story »

Toure conducted an interview with R. Kelly on The Channel That Must Not Be Named last night. Normally, of course, Videogum refuses to write or promote anything to do with that network, but this is…   Read Story »

Fan made music videos featuring The Sims aren't exactly new. Electronic Arts kind of blew the lid off of the underground nerd hobby last spring when they had Lilly Allen make a video for "Smile" in…   Read Story »

R. Kelly has been acquitted on all child pornography charges. I know at least one person who's pretty happy about the outcome. The children who got peed on, not so much.   Read Story »

I feel like Ozzie in the first Leprechaun movie (played by Mark Holton, who also appears in an episode of Tim and Eric, the circle of life!) "Call the police! Call the fire department! Call everyone!…   Read Story »