Showing All "Puppy Bowl" Posts
Feb 6th 11 Comments
A collection of posters displaying step-by-step moves to all of your favorite TV and movie dances, from the artist Niege Borges. "Ooohh, he should do one with the Robyn dance." -Everyone's…   Read Story »
Jan 30th 3 Comments
All of the original cast and writers of Arrested Development are confirmed for the Netflix revival of the series. Oh! That's good, right? How do you feel about that? I feel fine about it!…   Read Story »
Jan 23rd 35 Comments
There are few dramatic contests more wrought with emotional weight and power than the Annual Puppy Bowl. It is the eternal struggle between light and dark, life and death, napping and pooping. Each…   Read Story »
Jan 25th, 2011 98 Comments
YESSSSSS! It is the second best day of the year! The best day of the year, of course, is the day of the actual Puppy Bowl, but the second best day of the year is the day the starting line-up is…   Read Story »
Feb 8th, 2010 37 Comments
The ads were kind of weird during the Super Bowl this year, no? Like, for one thing, relax MEN. I'm almost positive that this is America and you can still drive whatever car you want to without…   Read Story »
Feb 7th, 2010 98 Comments
Well, America, it all comes down to this. Who will walk off the field victorious? Will it be some stupid CGI e-Trade baby, or, like, a pair of tits with Go Daddy written on them in ketchup or…   Read Story »
Feb 4th, 2010 24 Comments
Rip Torn's eyes would barely open and his face was a ravaged, haggard, stubbly mess. His chapped lips stuck together, and the pavement had left a red, mottled impression against his cheek. He looked…   Read Story »
Feb 4th, 2010 45 Comments
This Sunday, Americans will once again gather together to participate in one of our most cherished national past-times: the Puppy Bowl! Today, Animal Planet released the first images of the starting…   Read Story »
Feb 2nd, 2009 11 Comments
For the first time in Puppy Bowl history, the correct dog was awarded Most Valuable Puppy. I mean, Matilda crushed it yesterday, just as I had predicted that she would. It was hardly even a contest.…   Read Story »

























