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White People Should Leave The Ottoman Humping To Pretty Ricky

Gabe — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 11:35:54 +0000

Woof, so this is a thing: the 2009 Air Sex Championships. NSFW, doi.

Obviously, this is just a harmless event for some salacious fun. Who cares?! Personally, it looks like a living nightmare, watching a bunch of sweaty nerds pretending to fuck their pillows but without the pillows while a bunch of drunk nerds cheer them on, but whatever! Everyone is entitled to find fun wherever they can! It is hard sometimes! Life can get very boring! But when they announced that the “anthem” of the event was R. Kelly’s “Bump and Grind”? And then all those white people started chanting the lyrics to R. Kelly’s “Bump and Grind”? NUNH-UNH! That was just too much. Come on, Sexy Spec! Throw down your gauntlet! These fools don’t deserve to wear the baggy red panties! (Via Afrojacks.)

NSFW: Fuck Ottomans, We On That Chair Shit Now

Gabe — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:06:23 +0000

When you videotape yourself in “baggy red panties” grinding in your grandma’s guest bedroom as the metaphorical thrown gauntlet to the greatest on-line grind challenge in history, you might expect to be made fun of. Obviously, the only way to address the haters is to make another even more outrageous video in which you straight fuck a chair, and insist that the whole thing is for LADIES ONLY*. Anyone who thinks this is gay and hilarious SHOULDN’T HAVE WATCHED IT.

Sexy Spec is back! And he’s calling you out on your fake-ass grinding, Lingerie. PRETTY RICKY GRIND OFF 2009.

NSFW: The Ottoman Humpers Are Back (Sans Ottoman)

Gabe — Thu, 28 May 2009 11:10:21 +0000

Sexy Spec of Pretty Ricky is issuing a grinding challenge to Trey Songz, Bow Wow, and “others in baggy red panties.” This is not about beef, you guys, it is just about finding out who is the best grind artist in the game. (Because apparently there is a game.) Kind of NSFW/E (E stands for EYEZ). You been had warned.

Obviously, the boys in Pretty Ricky live in an alternate universe. And while I definitely don’t want to live there, I’d like to visit. I’m pretty sure everyone lives with their mom and the faucets run purple drink instead of water, but you can’t open the door without busting your nut. And maybe it’s with another dude, but THAT’S NOT THE POINT. In this alternate universe grinding is an Olympic sport and “baggy red panties” are just called “uniforms.”

You have no idea how badly I wish Trey Songz and Bow Wow will accept this grind challenge (as a sports fan, no homosexual). (Thanks for the tip, Sydney.)

The Ultimate Argument Settler: The Top 10 YouTube Sensations Who Didn’t Make It Into The Weezer Video

Gabe — Fri, 23 May 2008 13:07:23 +0000

Weezer’s new music video, you guys:

(via stereogum)

This means YouTube is over, right? They’ve shut down the uploading function and are deleting the libraries. When you go to YouTube from now on it will just be this video along with a factually inaccurate wikipedia entry about what the site was, historically, before it ended just now.

Obviously, there are a lot of people who did not make it into this video but should have. A Top 10 Who Didn’t Make It Into The New Weezer Video list after the jump.