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Valley Of The Dolls, The TV Show

Gabe — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 14:15:10 +0000

NBC has picked up a pilot for a show based on Jacqueline Susann’s Valley of the Dolls from Lee Daniels, the director of Precious. Wait, WHAT?!

Precious Joke, 2011

Gabe — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 18:00:16 +0000

This is OUR generation’s this. (Via TheUniblog.)

Gabourey Sidibe’s Mom Auditions For America’s Got Talent

Gabe — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 18:05:32 +0000

I suppose “Stop it, mom, you’re embarrassing me” is still way better than “Stop it, mom, you’re raping me.” (Precious joke. Too soon? Too LATE?!)

Where Is The Remix Of Mariah Carey’s Already Legendary Acceptance Speech?

Gabe — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 14:02:19 +0000

Mariah Carey gave an acceptance speech last night at the Palm Springs International Film Festival (whatever THAT is) for her role in the movie Precious, and it is already legendary. I heard that this speech is so classic that Christopher Lee is going to record a conceptual metal album about it. (CALL BACK!) If you haven’t watched it, watch it, why not.

The question, of course, is where is the Internet’s remix of this speech? I know the video has only been on-line for a few hours, but at this point I thought the Lawnmower Man farted these things out instantaneously (foreshadowing). What are you waiting for, Internet?! I would do it myself but a) I don’t understand why I have to do EVERYTHING, and b) I don’t know how to make remixes. What do I look like, Steve Aoki? Racist.

Although, I did come up with this. It was equally inevitable if you ask me: