A lady was walking her dog in a Seattle park on Friday when he came back from a run acting strangely and moving his head from side to side. She took him to the emergency vet and it turns out he was…   Read Story »

The new Partnership For A Drug Free America ad campaign is all about how you have to be really tough on your teenagers to keep them off drugs, because they're not cute like newborn babies. They want…   Read Story »

4/20 is here! (Yes, I know that it's also Carmen Electra's birthday, okay? Let's just ignore that sad fact -- the fact that even a lady as beautiful as Carmen Electra still feels the sting of age --…   Read Story »

So everyone is twittering (the 2007 definition) about how the one good thing about the economic crisis is that California is seriously considering making pot legal (like legal-legal, wink wink) so…   Read Story »

I dunno, dude, this made me laugh. Even Alvin And The Chipmunks (and Cartoon ALF) were employed in the war against drugs (with creepy slowed-down voices): It's no "Drunk" Jeff Goldblum, but…   Read Story »

The Sarah Silverman Program came back for a third season last night (but will air on Thursday nights from now on), and gosh that show is great. I was going to steal this clip off the TV set but…   Read Story »

HAHAHAHA. This is like a fake news report from a '90s sitcom. This kid isn't fooling anybody (except, apparently, the cops): The solemn, serious look on young Edward Nicholson's face as he ponders…   Read Story »

There's a presidential convention going on, so for CNN that means News Of The Weird Time! Officials found over a million dollars worth of pot growing in the storage area of a Miami Mall: There…   Read Story »

This guy was busted for dealing pot and claims that a notarized document from The Hawai'i Cannabis Ministry gives him the right to use pot as a sacrament. This is not from the Onion News Network,…   Read Story »