I was willing to accept the video you're about to watch as something that I would never know or understand the meaning of, and present it only as scary art/maybe porn. Because sometimes it's better…   Read Story »

Make no mistake: MTV's Skins is terrible. It's cheap and lame and puts the emphasis in the wrong place. Also, I've noticed that even after celebrating my 99th birthday this year, I still have…   Read Story »

You could upload a photo and turn yourself into a Na'vi from Avatar, or you could just check out this very NSFW "Na'vi porn" website. Either way, you're bound to feel a little sad.   Read Story »

An organization called Somebodysdaughter.org, in the attempt to attack pornography from the demand side, made this handy song and music video to help men remember that the exotic dancers, pinups,…   Read Story »

This double-entendre-laden news clip profiles a 75-year-old man who, after the death of his 90-year-old "main rival" (presumably Mozart to his Salieri) has ascended the throne of #1 elderly porn star…   Read Story »

But he will slit your metal, whatever that means. New York local news station PIX did a story last night on a Queens man whose license plate reads "XXX Pert," but who claims it's because of his…   Read Story »

I never thought I'd say this but poor Tommy Lee. His occasional helicopter pilot keeps getting in trouble and Tommy Lee is apparently the most famous person this pilot has flown, so Tommy Lee is…   Read Story »

Everything else about him is fine. He's got a decent job and he treats you well and he gets along with your family. You'd been dating a full 8 months before he decided that he felt comfortable enough…   Read Story »

There are about fifteen funny things about this Memphis local news report about "playground porn" -- basically, a young woman had herself videotaped romping naked on a suburban Memphis playground in…   Read Story »

My experience with porn intros is basically limited to the cliche about the pizza delivery guy and multiple viewings of the movie Boogie Nights, but if you want to tell me that most opening set-ups…   Read Story »