Hey, want to guess how Rick Santorum responded to the news that the Pentagon is easing some gender restrictions for women in combat, opening up nearly 14,000 of the 250,000 positions they're…   Read Story »

Bill O'Reilly is a liar and an asshole, end of story. There's absolutely nothing he could ever really do to make up for the years of disinformation and hate-mongering that he has broadcast through…   Read Story »

I can't imagine how difficult it must be for celebrities to give so many interviews all the time while trying to keep their craziness under wraps. I don't really even mean that in a jerky,…   Read Story »

On yesterday's episode of Ellen, which is normally a rather cloying affair, although also entirely inoffensive and I don't mean that in some kind of College Campus Misanthrope kind of way where…   Read Story »

In Michigan last night, during the Super Bowl, Republican candidate Pete Hoekstra ran an ad attacking the incumbent senator, Debbie Stabenow, that is just crazy racist. Like, oh man. Like, whoa. The…   Read Story »

If you want to get mad at/about Bill O'Reilly this morning, here's a clip to watch. It's really up to you. It's only if you want to get annoyed/mad at/about him and/or are for some reason not…   Read Story »

Newt Gingrich, future beloved two-term Republican president of the United States of America, is currently in the process of being elected President. This means going on A LOT of radio shows, and…   Read Story »

Oh good grief. YEAH, MITT ROMNEY, WE KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT WORRIED ABOUT POOR PEOPLE. Eek! It's almost crazy how awesome the safety net for poor people is. And how much the Republican party never…   Read Story »

In return for this endorsement, Mitt Romney has promised that if elected, he will move Simmons Family Jewels to PBS.   Read Story »

Oh, hey! Remember that mayor from East Haven, Connecticut, who was so racist this week? Joseph Maturo Jr.? Well, that clip when "viral" (CNN's word) and made what had been a small local news story…   Read Story »