"You're probably wondering, 'Hey, why do you need two girlfriends? The rest of us only have one or zero and we're doing fine! What's up with you, buddy?' And I'll tell you what I tell everybody: I…   Read Story »

It has been a tough week for news media, specifically CNN, because apparently you can't create wild, racist accusations and report them as exclusive facts. FIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEUH. Gosh, fine,…   Read Story »

Man, don't you wish we could get Gabe back here to do the Afternoon Links? He did such a fun job yesterday! Almost too chill. Anyway, Mark Ruffalo -- sweet, beautiful Mark Ruffalo -- says there will…   Read Story »

Dear Tina Fey: Have you ever been to Honey's in Philadelphia? I've been there, I think, five times. The first time I was there, about three years ago, I was sitting with my friend and a Dinosaur…   Read Story »

I went to college in Philadelphia, which is very impressive, and I love it very much even though it is kind of terrible, so that is my full disclosure before I begin here, but, so, I have to ask:…   Read Story »