This is just a great way to market your new perfume, Justin Bieber. Dads will love it, and daughters will get it. Everyone's happy. (The question of WHY you have a PERFUME in the first place will…   Read Story »

There were some dark and lonely moments to be sure, but it was all worth it. We fucking did it, you guys.   Read Story »

It's Friday, and you know what that means -- A FRIDAY GIVEAWAY! It's possible that you didn't know it meant that, though, because this is our first Friday giveaway. First of many. Every Friday…   Read Story »

Uhhhhhh. Before watching this "commercial" I would have thought that a barbecue-themed perfume that smells like "an intoxicating bouquet of spices, smoke, meat, and sweet summer sweat" would have…   Read Story »

Ding ding dong ring-a-ding ding ding dong, keep your pogs ringing! Wusssuuuuup pointers?! It's cool beans to run with the IN crowd, but before you can be cool to other peeps you've got 2 b cool 2…   Read Story »

Now you, too, can smell like a chaotic evil halfling-elf priest.   Read Story »

White Diamond is your perfume. It is the one that you put on before a night out on the town ("three tickets for The Blind Side, please"). It is the one that you put on when you have not felt like…   Read Story »

Huh? Looks like someone just graduated from the Ashanti School of Parody. From TrendHunter: To connect with her gay audience, Britney Spears has released an ad for a fake perfume called, "Mo".…   Read Story »

Diddy blog! Diddy blog! For his new blog, Diddy presents us with his "movie" (that's what he calls it. A movie. Sure, Diddy. It's a "movie") for his new fragrance, I Am King. "A brief in the…   Read Story »