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My favorite part about this clip is not that "His Schlong" was an answer on Family Feud, nor that it was an answer to the question of "What's something a pilot would hold during a long trip?" No. My…   Read Story »
We haven't had a BNPG in a little while, so what better time than on a glorious (meh) summer day to get together with friends and just have FUN! Can we have class outside today, ma'am? Bring your own…   Read Story »
We haven't been covering the Anthony Weiner SEXTing story because it all seemed kind of a mess and also very annoying, but we have posted Anthony Weiner's congressional speeches in the past, because…   Read Story »
Look, I'm not going to lie to you, Buddies. Being given my membership card to The Very Cool Club For Once And Future Videogum Bloggers was one of the most exciting moments of my life. Even when…   Read Story »
Date: November 30, 2010 Time: 7:45 AM Location: New York, New York Source: NBC (Via Vulture) Description: Popular American television host Matt Lauer interviews regular commentator Jean Chatzky…   Read Story »
You know that great part in that awesome movie, Bruce Almighty, when Jim Carrey has to sit and answer God's Emails (oh brother), and they just keep pouring in from all over the world? That's how I…   Read Story »
[Gabe Liedman is a stand-up comedian. In his new column, he takes on the genre of Dude Flicks, where guns, pecs, car crashes and glib one-liners delivered in front of a burning building with only…   Read Story »
Pranks are the worst. They're the worst!!!! Always. Guys, cool it with the pranks! It's 2010. Let's all work together to make the planet prank-free by 2012. We don't need to go out like this. Today,…   Read Story »
Date: December 17, 2009 Time: Unknown Location: Cable/Internet Source: MTVU Description: In new music video, artist Rihanna claims to be "so hard" while constantly making hand gestures towards crotch…   Read Story »
"You can put this on one of those wacko websites." Ugh. Do I come down to your work and slap the shark with a penis in its mouth out of your mouth? It's not my fault that I haven't received an email…   Read Story »