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I often think about how my father didn't take much time out to play with me. Sure, he let me touch a skeleton once and he would take me down to the train station to throw rocks at the boxcars, but…   Read Story »
As someone who genuinely loves a good feud ("RIP EACH OTHER'S FACES OFF WITH YOUR MOUTH!" -- Gabe), especially a good Coconut O'Reilly feud, because he really lays it all out on the banana line, I…   Read Story »
Oh hell. Gary Busey had a baby. His name is Luke, and by all appearances he is an actual human being, rather than a drug-addled, paranoid fugue state. I hope that Mr. Busey and his girlfriend are…   Read Story »
Gwyneth Paltrow has taped an episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show that won't broadcast until Thursday, by why wait two days when we can make fun of her now! First of all, she wants more kids, which is…   Read Story »
As you have probably heard by now, Alec Baldwin, famous for his hilarious voicemail messages, was rushed to a hospital last night following a disagreement with his 14-year-old daughter, Ireland, when…   Read Story »
When "David After Dentist" first appeared, it definitely raised some people's moral hackles, and began an impassioned public dialog. Was it appropriate to videotape your children and put those…   Read Story »
In retrospect, I don't think I liked Bruno overall. It was only medium funny, and it had a lot of really confusing mixed messages. But I definitely liked this scene in which he finally takes down Big…   Read Story »
Hi, son. You're probably pretty surprised to hear from me haha. I want you to know that even though we've been estranged over these past few years, that not a day goes by that I don't think of you.…   Read Story »
The first movie I ever saw with Reese Witherspoon was Freeway in 1996. That movie was great! Have you seen that movie? You should see that movie. She was really good in it. I thought to myself, "this…   Read Story »
It's totally possible that if you're on reality TV long enough, your brain chemistry actually changes. Your understanding of reality (there is no spoon) is such that a pair of shoes is by default a…   Read Story »