Boomin' grannies! Sometimes in this world you have to put down the mah-jongg tiles and stand up for your rights. (Via TheDailyWhat.)   Read Story »

Dr. William Bell is the world record holder for pole vault in his age bracket. He is 90 years old. Uhhh. NO EXCUSES TODAY, BOYS! Today we are going to pole that vault. (Wait. No, yeah, that's…   Read Story »

Hey, ladies. You look great! Your clothes always fit you so well, do you get them tailored? You do? Is that expensive? Not to pry. But it looks like it really makes a difference, and I was wondering…   Read Story »

After ending his show in 2010, Larry King is now officially severing ties with CNN for good. Oh blah di, oh blah blah blah.   Read Story »

As a rule, I am pretty sure that we all agreed to stop using the term "flash mob" and also just to stop even having flash mobs a couple years ago. But an old person self-described "flash mob" in a…   Read Story »

Celebrity gossip is awful and dehumanizing and a waste of time and we all love it. Even worse are blind items, which are celebrity gossip items posted without proper names so that your mind swirls…   Read Story »

I had a professer in college who made us address him as "Old Dude." I bring this up because there's a point in this video where a man calls the grandma "girl," and I was thinking, If I'm an old lady…   Read Story »

Guys, Woody Allen is old. NO DUH! We know that. Which is also the subhead of ever issue of Duh Aficionado Magazine. "Duh Aficionado Magazine: We Know That." (You know who isn't very old? THAT…   Read Story »

We all get older, you guys. We're all getting older right now! By the time you finish reading this, you will be older than when you started. Sorry to get so deep with you right at the end of the day.…   Read Story »

Look, I'm not going to lie to you, Buddies. Being given my membership card to The Very Cool Club For Once And Future Videogum Bloggers was one of the most exciting moments of my life. Even when…   Read Story »