Showing All "Old People" Posts
Dec 16th, 2011 19 Comments
As a rule, I am pretty sure that we all agreed to stop using the term "flash mob" and also just to stop even having flash mobs a couple years ago. But an old person self-described "flash mob" in a… Read Story »
Oct 18th, 2011 28 Comments
Celebrity gossip is awful and dehumanizing and a waste of time and we all love it. Even worse are blind items, which are celebrity gossip items posted without proper names so that your mind swirls… Read Story »
Aug 3rd, 2011 20 Comments
I had a professer in college who made us address him as "Old Dude." I bring this up because there's a point in this video where a man calls the grandma "girl," and I was thinking, If I'm an old lady… Read Story »
Jun 30th, 2011 25 Comments
Guys, Woody Allen is old. NO DUH! We know that. Which is also the subhead of ever issue of Duh Aficionado Magazine. "Duh Aficionado Magazine: We Know That." (You know who isn't very old? THAT… Read Story »
May 24th, 2011 85 Comments
We all get older, you guys. We're all getting older right now! By the time you finish reading this, you will be older than when you started. Sorry to get so deep with you right at the end of the day.… Read Story »
May 13th, 2011 23 Comments
Look, I'm not going to lie to you, Buddies.
Being given my membership card to The Very Cool Club For Once And Future Videogum Bloggers was one of the most exciting moments of my life. Even when… Read Story »
Mar 30th, 2011 37 Comments
The more I think about this whole Chris Brown on Dancing with the Stars thing, the worse it feels. His album debuted at #1 this week, what more publicity does showbiz need to offer him? The man is a… Read Story »
Mar 29th, 2011 32 Comments
"As I've gotten older and had more life experience, I've come to really appreciate older women. They have a sophistication and an elegance that younger women simply lack. It's not younger women's… Read Story »
Mar 8th, 2011 61 Comments
Apparently, today is Old People Complaining About Things in a Mildly Hilarious Way Day, the most wonderful day of the year, I'm sure. Earlier, of course, we had Rosina Kovar bemoaning the state of… Read Story »
Feb 8th, 2011 18 Comments
Here's a slideshow of Betty White meeting a famous gorilla. Congratulations to the "Betty White For Meeting Koko" Facebook Group. You did it! Read Story »
