There's going to be a porno parody made about Bin Laden. No duh. Seal Team Sex? (Lazy.) 72 Anal Virgins? (Gross. But better.)   Read Story »

This video of a demo of a new game for the XBOX Kinect is kind of NSFW, I guess? I mean, it basically features Buzz Lightyear wearing crotchless panties, so if that's going to be a problem, just be…   Read Story »

It is never anything other than hilarious when Playboy does some sexy cross-promotion that is as unnecessary as it is inappropriate. Tron is a movie for children, right? See also: Playboy celebrates…   Read Story »

The first time I ever saw porno (just kidding mom, this is a made up story about jokes) was in junior high school. It was at a sleepover at my friend Matt's house, and our other friend, Dorian,…   Read Story »

Monster your boyfriend right here. Your boyfriend all over the place. What your boyfriend (and make no mistake, this guy is YOUR BOYFRIEND) says is NSFW, so headphones UP. It's OK to propose to a…   Read Story »

Yesterday, a video made the rounds in which a montage of porno clips were partially covered up with cute animations, so that suddenly it looked like people were riding ponies and eating delicious…   Read Story »

Back in the late '70s, your mom used to get really high and fuck a ton of dudes, according to this trailer for American Swing (NSFW): Whoops, you have AIDS now. That trailer gave you AIDS.…   Read Story »

This is not a drill or a fake-out or a joke. After being broken for nearly a week, the internet is once again working, and a reader named Alicia (you're our favorite, Alicia) has responded to my…   Read Story »