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I AM NOT THE BIGGEST FAN OF THE PHRASE "SHUT IT DOWN" WHEN IT IS HASTILY APPLIED TO ANYTHING ON THE INTERNET, LIKE, "MILEY CYRUS WORE THIS UNBELIEVABLE SHIRT -- SHUT IT DOWN" OR WHATEVER, KIND OF…   Read Story »
Hey, whatever happened to minding our own business? Whatever happened to staying up on land, where we belong? Walking along the street, whistling to ourselves, thinking about our own on-land days?…   Read Story »
Life has its ups and downs, and sometimes it seems like the downs are too down and the ups aren't up enough, (it's fine, let's keep going), but in your darkest moments it is helpful to remember that…   Read Story »
"No. We don't really exist. Right? Like, there is no way that we are human beings who are alive on this planet, just existing along with everyone else. Sharing a shower and shampoo -- meaning, the…   Read Story »
"You have no idea how hard it is to find a decent guy to date. Seriously. For example, the last guy I dated slept on the floor of his bedroom. Not because he couldn't afford a bed, mind you --…   Read Story »
"OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, I'M AWAKE, JESUS CHRIST!" (Via Vulture.) Previously: Vin Diesel sings Rihanna's "Stay" alone, for Valentine's Day.   Read Story »
"Oh, it's just a little bug. It's probably more afraid of me than I am of it." That's you, right? "Why would I be afraid of a bug? It's just a part of nature. It's not going to kill me or anything.…   Read Story »
You slowly chip away and chip away, while everyone looking at what you're doing thinks, "Oh no. I don't know if this is a good idea." But you know that you just have to keep chipping, resolute in…   Read Story »
We've had some fun recently with seemingly frivolous Hollywood lawsuits, but it's time to WAKE UP because first of all it's daytime and second of all, WE HAVE A VERY SERIOUS HOLLYWOOD LAWSUIT TO…   Read Story »