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I AM NOT THE BIGGEST FAN OF THE PHRASE "SHUT IT DOWN" WHEN IT IS HASTILY APPLIED TO ANYTHING ON THE INTERNET, LIKE, "MILEY CYRUS WORE THIS UNBELIEVABLE SHIRT -- SHUT IT DOWN" OR WHATEVER, KIND OF…   Read Story »
Hey, whatever happened to minding our own business? Whatever happened to staying up on land, where we belong? Walking along the street, whistling to ourselves, thinking about our own on-land days?…   Read Story »
You wake up in your bed, same as ever, but something seems a little off. You've woken to your alarm, so it must be early morning, but outside your windows it seems like night. Actually, upon closer…   Read Story »
"You have no idea how hard it is to find a decent guy to date. Seriously. For example, the last guy I dated slept on the floor of his bedroom. Not because he couldn't afford a bed, mind you --…   Read Story »
"Oh, it's just a little bug. It's probably more afraid of me than I am of it." That's you, right? "Why would I be afraid of a bug? It's just a part of nature. It's not going to kill me or anything.…   Read Story »
You: Want to hear about how I proposed to Marsha? Anyone: Oh, sure! Do you have a cute story? You: Yep, I do! Gosh, you're gonna love it. So, do you remember the iPhone application Vine? Anyone:…   Read Story »
Date Witnessed: February 27, 2013 Time Witnessed: 10:15AM, EST Location Of Nightmare: Queensland, Australia Brief Description Of Nightmare: Thousands of bats have invaded school grounds. School…   Read Story »
Do you ever get the feeling that your life, and life in general, is too calm and safe? Do you wake up every morning and think, "If only I had one thing that kept me up a little too long last night…   Read Story »
If you live in New York City you've probably seen these PSAs on the train, warning against riding on the outside of subway cars. "The only safe ride is a ride in side -- get in the train, not on…   Read Story »