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I haven't been in school in many years, so correct me if I'm wrong, but -- it's the place you go to when you need to buy groceries? Hahahaaaha, ahh, just kidding, I know what school is. What I was…   Read Story »
Don't be lying to you?! I don't even know you! I don't even like your team! Why are you being so scary?! Don't pee on the seat??! How about don't yell at me about peeing in front of everybody! If I…   Read Story »
It's incredible that everyone is still talking about Kendrick Lamar's verse on that Big Sean song when Tan Mom released a new music video today in which she disses Farrah Abraham, Howard Stern kind…   Read Story »
"Bored of being in a dark room, she flips on the light, opens the door and bails. This particular episode takes place at 1am." Oh no, "good job" is totally 100% what I was going to say too.…   Read Story »
You're standing in clothing store with your significant other. You came there today to buy a few new shirts and a skirt for spring, because you don't buy new clothes for yourself very often, and you…   Read Story »
You see things like this all the time. For example, parents who bring their children to grown up parties, or events, or concerts when they put big headphones on them as if that is fooling anyone into…   Read Story »
Schools should replace those smoking animal posters with posters of this guy. They can say, "You might think it's cool at first, like 'Whoa, how does he even do that?' But at the end of the day, you…   Read Story »
Of course I have to introduce this video of a spider dancing to the song "Cuban Pete" by saying that you should absolutely not, under any circumstances, watch this video. I'm sorry that I had to even…   Read Story »
I'd like to ask you all to please take a few moments out of your day, go into the bathroom, splash water on your face, put your elbows on the sink, put your head in your hands, breathe deeply in and…   Read Story »
"Gervais didn’t provide details, but it’s expected to be more comedic than educational." (You might have to pay for it, also.) (I'm sure it will be worth it just kidding I actually don't think…   Read Story »