Never stop, you guys. Laughing. Oh, just in case I didn't make it clear, I meant never stop laughing. Yeah. (Thank you for the tip, Mary.)   Read Story »

"Hello, hospital? Send an ambulance, please. And a bucket. Also, do you know how to fix eyes that have been clawed out with fingers? What's that? No, they were my fingers. I'm assuming I have the…   Read Story »