There really isn't much left to even say at this point. The fourth installment in the Mel Gibson Audio Tapes 2010 is just as incredible as the last three. Once again, he makes horrifying blowjob…   Read Story »

Remember back in late April or early May when day after day they kept increasing the estimates of how much oil was spewing from the hole in the ocean, and at a certain point you were like, "Holy…   Read Story »

HELP! HELPHELP! HELPHELP! (Thanks for the tip, Ben.)   Read Story »

"A lot of people will say, you gave Billy dolls? But he's a boy! Well, he wanted them, OK? It just seems to me that people should mind their own business and raise their own children. There's nothing…   Read Story »

It's not a big deal, just say you're sorry and then we can all move past it.   Read Story »

Snow fell softly through the charred remnants of what used to be a child's bedroom, and somewhere in the distance, although it was hard to tell from what direction exactly, a clanking, thudding…   Read Story »

When you first met your boyfriend, you thought, "he/this can't be real." And then you found his website, and you were like "OK, he/this DEFINITELY ISN'T real, but he/this is still MINE." And ever…   Read Story »

Huh. Welcome to my new nightmare? Because my new nightmare looks an awful lot like my old nightmare. I'm not saying that I don't appreciate the effort! But, I mean, I used to have this nightmare…   Read Story »

Well. So. That happened. Last night, MTV's Jersey Shore premiered with two back-to-back hour-long episodes. And it was everything that it purported to be. Like, if you watched the trailers and you…   Read Story »

If the publishing industry were not imploding right now, I would probably walk right into Graydon Wenner's office and pitch him an idea for adding UGH Aficionado magazine to Guy Snoozehouse's…   Read Story »