Showing All "Nightmares" Posts

Sometimes the best thing to do when confronted with a nightmare that has escaped from the dream world into reality is simply to pretend it isn't happening. "I didn't hear that creepy noise coming…   Read Story »
(Headphones UP and volumes DOWN for this one, everybody! Good morning!) Though you may want to, you can't always choose where you pass out from fear and where you wake up in a panic. This…   Read Story »
It happens sometimes that we awake to find that the nightmare which previously existed safely in our sleep has escaped into our waking hours and hidden itself in an online video, waiting to be found.…   Read Story »
Just kidding! This doesn't exist. Don't even sweat it. You never saw this photo. It hasn't been burned into your brain forever, leaving you permanently broken and scarred. Not at all! What a…   Read Story »
Hey, remember when TLC stood for The Learning Channel? We were probably learning TOO much and they had to balance us out.   Read Story »
Everything's going fine. You wake up on time without the aid of an alarm. In place of your french press you find a drip coffee machine, somehow, that has been programmed to brew your coffee just as…   Read Story »
Apparently today is nightmare train wreck day and the brakes aren't working. FULL STEAM AHEAD!   Read Story »
Imagine the most terrifying thing you could ever imagine. Are you doing it? I'll wait until you think of it, I know it's early. You there yet? Are you thinking of the possibility that a stranger will…   Read Story »
We have thrilled to the excitement of the Saw roller-coaster and fallen in love on the Twilight cruise, but now it is time to fall in love on the Saw cruise (still no word on thrilling to the…   Read Story »
AHHHHHHHH! GO BACK TO SLEEP! GO BACK TO SLEEP! DO NOT READ THIS GO BACK TO SLEEP GOOD NIGHT SWEET DREAMS YOU ARE A HORSE PRINCESS WHO IS A PRINCESS BUT ALSO A HORSE AND EVERYTHING IS MADE OF SWEETS…   Read Story »