Oh my god. There are so many other things you could be doing right now. Maybe you should watch this "I Don’t Want My Pizza Burning" video for a bit. It's as good as it sounds! There are infinite…   Read Story »

With so much great TV being available to watch at all times, it's hard to make room for everything. That's something that we all struggle with and, not to overstate things, but it's almost definitely…   Read Story »

Cyriak (previously of "Kitty City" and "Cycles") has put together a wonderful little holiday video that can be replayed and enjoyed time and time again all throughout the season. Send it to your…   Read Story »

What? Horse mask. Are you watching a different video than me? Because all I see is a totally standard horse mask no big deal not even sure why we're talking about it. (Via SayOMG.)   Read Story »

Just heading out to the store to pick up a few things. Labor Day weekend, you know. (Thanks for the tip, Diego.)   Read Story »

In New York City, and probably all other cities, the subway is a nightmare. It's crowded and isn't actually functioning most of the time. People poop on it and show you their genitals. There are fish…   Read Story »

Something that I'm trying to learn, and maybe you'll find that this is a good tip to use in your own life, is that when someone orders something that is clearly disgusting at a restaurant, you don't…   Read Story »

In sleep, nothing can hurt you. Even if you dream that you fall off of the world's tallest building (one second, I have something in my eye, I'm definitely not looking it up) the Burj Khalifa in…   Read Story »

I generally look forward to flying, when I have to fly places. Especially when it's a very early flight and there aren't going to be a lot of people at the airport yet. It makes me feel like George…   Read Story »

After a recent performance by Tracy Morgan at Ryman Auditorium in Nashville, a young man named Kevin Rogers took to his Facebook page to describe the show: I have very thick skin when it comes to…   Read Story »