My guess is that most of us don't really know that much about the actual country of Australia. Sure, EVERYONE knows that it is a prison island for prisoners and everyone there is a criminal without…   Read Story »

I'm not going to pretend I know a whole lot about the hit television series Jersey Shore. (Generally I assume people like to pretend they know A LOT about it. It's on everyone's OK Cupid profile…   Read Story »

Oh, white people. Will we ever tire of complaining about the aches and pains of our petty bourgeois existence? Boo hoo hoo, the line at the iPhone store was too long. Boo hoo hoo, the barista got the…   Read Story »

The trailer for Rob Marshall's movie adaptation of the loosely-based-on-Fellini musical Nine, starring Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruise, Marion Cotillard, Kate Hudson (???) and Daniel Day-Lewis hit the…   Read Story »

Schweppes bought Nicole Kidman and the little girl from Slumdog Millionaire for a weird new commercial for their soft drinks, and I can't put my finger on it, but it makes me feel…   Read Story »

Aboriginal groups are mad at Nicole Kidman for playing a didgeridoo on a TV talk show, because, as a woman, she's not supposed to and it denigrates their culture. Sure, whatever, but this is what the…   Read Story »

Harry Potter fans aren't the only ones who have to suffer the INCREDIBLE DISREGARD of Hollywood. Now that Warner Bros. has callously pushed Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince back 8 months (let's…   Read Story »

The trailer for Baz Luhrman's Australia, guys: I'm pretty sure Nicole Kidman died before filming was completed on this and had to be CGI-d in for the narration sequences. Either that, or she saw…   Read Story »