Uggggggggggghhhhhhh. This always happens! Some idiot strikes it big with YOUR IDEA (or, more specifically, an idea that you easily could have had) and makes a bunch of big bucks (or, more…   Read Story »

Everyone needs a job. That's the thing. You know, you write a hugely successful hit when you're 23 and you naively think that that's how it's going to be forever -- you may not have the respect of…   Read Story »

As an adult who is well into his 60s, I actually am pretty Team Your Boyfriend on this one. 20-year-olds already don't give enough of a fuck about anything, probably because they know they aren't…   Read Story »

Reader teevee sent in a tip about a website looking to cast a reality show that is basically Jersey Shore but with people from Boston called Wicked Summer. What a neat world we live in full of…   Read Story »

Well. So. That happened. Last night, MTV's Jersey Shore premiered with two back-to-back hour-long episodes. And it was everything that it purported to be. Like, if you watched the trailers and you…   Read Story »

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra looks terrible. So the movie's best bet is to go after a potential audience of people who think terrible things look great. A Latino Review reader sent in an eye-witness…   Read Story »

So, remember the episode about how everyone hated Staten Island? This one was like that, but with New Jersey. Ted and Stella have somehow been engaged for weeks without ever having a single…   Read Story »

This seven minute documentary about the colorful characters you meet on the Jersey Shore promises to be the best/saddest seven minutes of your day (via StreetCarnage). Making fun of Jersey trash…   Read Story »