Showing All "Mysteries" Posts
Jan 9th 9 Comments
Kelly: Hey, Gabe
Kelly: Happy new year!
Gabe: Happy New Year, Kelly
Gabe: are you still drunk?
Gabe: from three weeks ago?
Kelly: Yes
Kelly: But I have been drinking since then?
Kelly: So it…   Read Story »
Nov 19th, 2012 18 Comments
For a very serious and, above all, real journalist, there is nothing quite as exciting as the moment right before you bust a totally major story WIDE open. "The calm before the shit storm" everyone…   Read Story »
Jan 19th, 2012 48 Comments
So, uh, there is a very scary noise "happening" right now. Outside. Of your house maybe? (Or NOT happening, if I can be honest for a moment, because give me a break with this nonsense, but also if I…   Read Story »
Oct 25th, 2011 30 Comments
Did you guys know that the World Series is actually a series of games and not just one final "Super Bowl" type of game at the end of baseball season? That fact is crazy both because it flies in the…   Read Story »
Oct 12th, 2011 8 Comments
You know how Rob Lowe's hair has been long and kind of always sweaty looking on this season of Parks & Rec? Very gross and distracting, they should put a bag on it? Well, there is a reason! And…   Read Story »
Jun 30th, 2011 30 Comments
Here is some footage from a webcam mounted outside of an astronomical observatory in Hawaii. It's of a thing that nobody knows what is. Right? I'm pretty sure that's exactly how you say that…   Read Story »
Aug 25th, 2009 21 Comments
The KFC Double Down Chicken Sandwich is real.   Read Story »
Apr 20th, 2009 27 Comments
OH NO, SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED TO MATTHEW PERRY'S HAND! Tragic news. Somehow, though, I don't think it's what he says happened to it. From Yahoo!:
The actor admits he spends days on end glued to the…   Read Story »
Mar 30th, 2009 11 Comments
Apparently, last night "hundreds of thousands of people" on the Eastern Seaboard witnessed a bright flash of light accompanied by a loud boom. The National Weather Service looked into it and it…   Read Story »
Mar 26th, 2009 56 Comments
Videogum friend Amy Blair is annoyed at the unrealistic number of loaves of French bread in the mom's car in the ubiquitous "Dad takes picture of daughter's teddy bear while on business trip" AT&T…   Read Story »



























