Can you believe we started this week off in the carefree, balmy month of August, and we're ending it in the dark, freezing cold month of September? It's almost as if life is not worth living at all.…   Read Story »

Sunday's Video Music Awards scored MTV its highest ratings and most viewers ever in the history of MTV. WHAT IS GOING ON OUT THERE? Think of all the Real World finales it beat!   Read Story »

So, we had a Staff Meeting last week, which basically means an extended email thread, in which everyone decided that we weren't going to LIVE cover the MTV Video Music Awards on the night of this…   Read Story »

The other night, as I'm sure you're aware, Kanye West had a meltdown, as he is very wont to do, on Twitter, about an interview he had just taped with Matt Lauer for the Today Show. (Incidentally, he…   Read Story »

I think we can all agree that if there is one idea that is both timely AND appropriate, it is a pornographic movie based on Kanye West and Taylor Swift. If anything, it's TOO SOON for this GREAT…   Read Story »

Oh good grief. First of all, let me just say that I recognize that at times I become an instrument of self-parody. "I hate this, I hate that, 2012!" -- Gabe. I get it. I am aware. I think that's just…   Read Story »

I walked into CVS the other day, and it's already filled with Halloween candy. Where did the year go? It seems like just yesterday that we were making "I'mma Let You Finish" jokes. Although, I guess…   Read Story »

It is crazy to me that it is already time for another MTV Video Music Awards. Of course, it's also crazy to me that MTV still exists. And that they still pretend like music videos are a thing, and as…   Read Story »

OK, Horatios Cane Jr., get out your magnifying glasses and your fingerprints, because we've got another exciting mystery that needs solvin! It was announced today that someone named Chelsea Handler…   Read Story »

Dear Celebrities Who Will Not Stop Doing Kanye Jokes, During last night's Emmys, three separate references were made to Kanye West's interruption of Taylor Swift at last week's MTV Video Music…   Read Story »