Showing All "Mornings" Posts

Thank you, dog! We do deserve a few extra minutes of sleep. And --oh, what's that? We also deserve a bedside table to put our alarm clock on, like an adult? Especially if we're going to have it right…   Read Story »
Because we all have Twitter, our generation's The Newspaper, I'm going to assume that most of us are caught up with Senator Ted "We Need 100 More Like Jesse Helms" Cruz's non-filibuster on the floor…   Read Story »
Unless you woke up this morning in the body of a disgusting bug, or you're something like a Planet of the Apes ape that likes trampoline accidents and has access to a computer, you are a human being.…   Read Story »
Some mornings, even after you get to work, it's hard to really feel like you've left the land of the asleep and at peace and entered the land of the awake and stressed out. "I took a shower and had a…   Read Story »
You weren't just going to stay in there all day, right? Sitting around in your dumb crib, doing nothing? There's a whole world out there! Full of bottles you dropped on the floor! It's time to climb…   Read Story »
You have to wonder -- will we ever get out of this empty pool, whatever the empty pool represents for each of us? Whether it be the tedium of the 9 to 5, or the amount of day we have to endure until…   Read Story »