Over the weekend, a monkey wearing a handsome jacket and also a diaper was discovered wandering around an Ikea in Canada. It is illegal to keep a monkey as a pet in Toronto, but there is no word on…   Read Story »

Man, this movie still looks so ridiculous. That being said, if anyone has Freida Pinto's number, I do still need to ask her something real quick. Thanks!   Read Story »

OK, team, circle up. Take a knee. We're going to go out there today and we're going to show these guys what we're made of. THIS IS OUR HOUSE! But before we smash their faces into the dirt, I'd like…   Read Story »

Jeez, Shakma. Relax!   Read Story »

You can watch the Saw 3D trailer here. OR: you can watch a baby monkey riding a miniature pig here. Unfortunately, you can only watch one or the other, not both. Sorry! Life is all about tough…   Read Story »

This is just really embarrassing. If one of you would go move the camera, I will work on our letter of apology to the monkeys. (Via @vultureblog.)   Read Story »

KEVIN JAMES! STOP IT! I KNOW YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH AN IMPORTANT VISION, BUT AT WHAT COST, KEVIN JAMES? AND WHERE DOES IT END? From the AP: Two movie-star monkeys and crew members of the Adam…   Read Story »

Here it is, early August, and I'm sitting in my office staring at a computer screen like an absolute IDIOT, while these monkeys (literally, they are monkeys) are having a fucking pool party? Ooh la…   Read Story »

This is a video of a monkey making out with a cat. So if you don't want to see a monkey making out with a cat, then don't watch this video. Or if you think, "surely he is kidding and this video is…   Read Story »

I guess my annoyance with this girl is 100% jealousy-based, but if I had a cute little baby marmoset named Louie in my coat at my high school, I would not complain at all. Actually, looking…   Read Story »