Kelly and I have differing opinions about this video. She thinks that it is wrong to describe a mom as "cute" and that moms should only be treated with the utmost respect. I agree about the respect…   Read Story »

You spin, and spin, and spin. You think, "Someone who loves me would never put me in danger. Someone who loves me would never hurt me. So this must be safe." You let down your guard and have fun for…   Read Story »

Before watching "Little Boy Falls in Laundry Hamper" I'd advise you to take a look back at "MORE SAND!" Not only so you can judge this situation to the best of your abilities, but also because it is…   Read Story »

Joy, sudden pain, and eventual triumph. I'm glad we could all be here together to share this nearly perfect Internet Video moment, which would have been made more perfect, not to complain but I'm…   Read Story »

If you didn't catch it, the part where you can tell that he's going to be a wonderful father is when he switches from describing what is happening in the room to just listing objects that are in the…   Read Story »

Does the fact that she's dancing because she's playing a game make it less enjoyable? The answer I have is: NOT TO ME! Still perfect. Still a mom dancing to the Black Eyed Peas on Jesus's birthday.…   Read Story »

Hello, ladies! You're all looking beautiful today. Of course I don't actually have any idea about what you look like so it's entirely possible that a bunch of you are looking A MESS, but even when…   Read Story »

I'm just going to keep replaying this video until the words "This video has been removed by the user" sets the world right on its axis and we are all reassured that there are still a few remaining…   Read Story »

After the jump, I have posted a video of a group of middle-aged women conducting a "flash mob" at Target (of course). Now, a "flash mob," I thought, involved remotely contacting a group of strangers…   Read Story »

Someone has backtraced Gwyneth Paltrow's most recent issue of Goop and calculated the costs of her suggestions. Yikes. Remember her coffee maker that was broken, just like how a real person's coffee…   Read Story »