Wait, isn’t M James Bond’s boss? So they’re not equals. GOTCHA! I knew this video was just a trick. LOL! (Obviously, I support the basic message of this Public Service Announcement and am being tongue-in-cheek about the James Bond-M-relationship stuff, although I do think that the video’s voice-over raises so many important and “interesting” [for lack of a better term] points about gender equality* in the world today, that the sight gag of putting Dame Daniel Craig in a wig and a dress as if THAT is what being a woman is all about kind of undercuts everything that Dame Judi Dench has to say? But what do I know, I am just a stupid MAN.) (Thanks for the tip, Stuart.)

*In England, of course, they call it “lorry equality.”

Whuuut? So good. Eat Zach’s shorts, Spencer. “If I’m being a total asshole to you, like just ripping you to pieces in front of people, fucking you and not calling you, whatever, it’s the strategy. Think about it, if I make you feel bad about yourself in anyway, like let’s say I gave you an eating disorder, or I used my socially reinforced position as a dominating male force to convince you that your only value was as a sexual object, or if I was to discredit any opinion you had as frivolous or uninformed because of your gender, that’s the perfect way to get those guys to think I’m on their side. Killer strategy, right tits?”

This show should be called Genius Bar.