"I've dated so many weak men. Men who give up at the slightest difficulty. The type of men who refuse to send their dinner back to the kitchen if they find a hair in their soup, you know? 'It's just…   Read Story »

I'm not sure if we're the guy trying to clean the snow off of the roof or if we're the snow on the roof, but we're definitely something here. You figure it out! Which one are you? Plz leave a…   Read Story »

This is a very nice and soothing nursery that any infant would love to have as its new post-womb home, obviously, and maybe even fitting because maybe it's like the plane was the womb and then the…   Read Story »

I'm sure she's fine! Listen, I'm sure she's fine. Kids bounce back. Touch the stove once and then you never touch the stove again. You know? You know what they say. Smoke the whole pack of cigarettes…   Read Story »

What you're about to watch is a video of a grandmother skydiving on her 80th birthday. At about 1:45 she jumps out of the plane. At about 2:40 she NEARLY FALLS OUT OF HER HARNESS. The entire time…   Read Story »

During the annual community fireworks display in Oban, Scotland (over the weekend? I'm not sure when this was, but let's say--) over the weekend, a very sad and hilarious thing happened when all of…   Read Story »

Let's be honest: Twitter games are the laziest games. Oh, they're fun! (Sort of?) They're so easy to play, and you can play them at work and when your boss walks by you're like "nothing,…   Read Story »