"You have my sword." "And my sword." "And my sword!" Oh brother. Don't get me wrong, I love a good sword fight (no homo) as much as the next guy (no homo), but does this really need to be in 3D?…   Read Story »

Blood Into Wine trailer, you guys: Oh, OK. This appears to be a relatively earnest documentary about Arizona wine production, following the recent trend of movies for and about wine enthusiasts,…   Read Story »

The Fourth Kind trailer, you guys: That looks...weird. It combines actors portraying real people mixed in with actual video footage of real people? Maybe. It could also combine famous actors…   Read Story »

In the tradition of Deliverance and The River Wild, A Perfect Getaway is a man-vs-man-in-nature thriller starring Steve Zahn and Milla Jovovich as a vacationing couple who run into the wrong creepy…   Read Story »

What is it about Milla Jovovich and the end of the world? I mean, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having the zombie virus either, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, but she really has quite a streak of…   Read Story »