Clearly, We Need To Name-Bomb The Paranormal Activity DVD

Gabe — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:48:27 +0000

Yesterday, I got an email (that’s right, I get emails, no big deal!).

As PARANORMAL ACTIVITY makes its way to the $100 million mark at the box office, we are thanking the fans who turned the movie into a nationwide phenomenon by featuring their names in the credits for the film’s DVD release!

Uh, you’re welcome?! So I followed the link to a website* where you provide your name, birthdate, and email address by the deadline of next Monday (11/9) at 12 PM PST, and your name will (supposedly) be included in the credits on the DVD release. Great! I haven’t even seen this movie yet, and I don’t know if I ever will, but I am very into being in the credits of this movie. Besides, I’ve done my part. I’ll send a copy of the DVD to my mom and just be like “Bam! No more talking shit about me in the Family Newsletter. I’m basically the President of Movie Credits now, it’s very impressive. Now the girls want to take ME to the movies.”

But then I realized something else: this is the perfect “mission” with which to launch our new prank troupe, Videogum Everywhere.

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Clearly, We Need To Name-Bomb The Paranormal Activity DVD