To be honest, this week's Charlie Sheen story is only my fourth favorite Charlie Sheen story of all time, and that's probably because there are a bunch of Charlie Sheen stories I don't even know…   Read Story »

I'm Still Here trailer, you guys: Memorable Quotes (via IMDB): "This is you. A clown. And you're a mountain clown. But then one day you go to the store and it's full of other clowns. It's the…   Read Story »

They are getting so fast at turning these around! Soon the CGI news will probably PRECOG the events themselves. Anyway, now you can see American Folk Hero Steven Slater have a post-flight melt down…   Read Story »

Glenn Beck had a meltdown on his call-in radio program. Good for him! It's like a blowhard conservative pundit's bar mitzvah up in here. NOW BABY GLEN BECK IS A MAN-BABY! Look, I'm not even sure…   Read Story »

This is a picture of Christian Bale on the set of his new movie, The Fighter (via JustJared). YOINKS. As you can see, he's lost a lot of weight like that other time he lost a lot of weight, but this…   Read Story »

50 Cent has released a second installment in his completely unhinged "Pimpin' Curly" YouTube series in which he puts on a Jerri-Curl wig and acts like he's trying to get elected President of the High…   Read Story »