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In Chloe's defense, it's difficult to know how basic mathematic principals work when your husband is preparing to humiliate you on the Internet. Divorce him! Show your work!   Read Story »
Time can take its toll on any relationship. One day you're eating lunch with your sweetheart and you notice that they hold their fork a little funny and you think, Aw, look at that. They don't even…   Read Story »
Have I got some NEWS for you guys. Get this: Natalie Portman hadn't been married to Benjamin Millepied, the dancer from when she was in Black Swan, this whole time! Can you believe it! I assumed they…   Read Story »
I'm so excited for you. It's all finally happening. Ever since you met Greg, things have just been like, AHHHHH, crazy! It's all moved so fast, and OK, yes, some of us were worried in the early days…   Read Story »
Hey, ladies. You look great! Your clothes always fit you so well, do you get them tailored? You do? Is that expensive? Not to pry. But it looks like it really makes a difference, and I was wondering…   Read Story »
I know we all hate public marriage proposals. None of us have a different opinion on them, certainly none of us have ever done them or had them done to us, and sometimes we can't get to sleep at…   Read Story »
As we all know, public marriage proposals are terrible and we all hate them and no one feels any differently about it. But if you go about as far as you can on the "most terrible" side of the public…   Read Story »
EVERYBODY! I HAVE SOME MORE INCREDIBLY EXCITING NEWS! IF YOU'VE JUST TAKEN A BITE OF YOUR LUNCH I SUGGEST THAT YOU EITHER SWALLOW IT RIGHT NOW OR YOU SPIT IT OUT INTO A TISSUE AND THEN THROW IT AWAY.…   Read Story »
A woman named Courtney Stodden is in the "news" today (sorry, pretty sure I'm using the word "news" correctly but I don't have time to look it up, I'm too busy signing up for the Billy Bush Fan Club)…   Read Story »
How do you think Maria broke the news? “Hasta la vista, baby. I won’t be back. I live to see you eat that pre-nup, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it…   Read Story »