I know we all hate public marriage proposals. None of us have a different opinion on them, certainly none of us have ever done them or had them done to us, and sometimes we can't get to sleep at…   Read Story »

As we all know, public marriage proposals are terrible and we all hate them and no one feels any differently about it. But if you go about as far as you can on the "most terrible" side of the public…   Read Story »

EVERYBODY! I HAVE SOME MORE INCREDIBLY EXCITING NEWS! IF YOU'VE JUST TAKEN A BITE OF YOUR LUNCH I SUGGEST THAT YOU EITHER SWALLOW IT RIGHT NOW OR YOU SPIT IT OUT INTO A TISSUE AND THEN THROW IT AWAY.…   Read Story »

A woman named Courtney Stodden is in the "news" today (sorry, pretty sure I'm using the word "news" correctly but I don't have time to look it up, I'm too busy signing up for the Billy Bush Fan Club)…   Read Story »

How do you think Maria broke the news? “Hasta la vista, baby. I won’t be back. I live to see you eat that pre-nup, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it…   Read Story »

"I'm kind of old fashioned. Like, I wouldn't mind having a wife at home whose job was just to take care of the house and the kids, and pursue whatever kind of hobbies or personal interests that…   Read Story »

From the website: Almost everyone knows the silent but deadly effects of flatulence on relationships. For couples, nothing can spoil the romantic aura more quickly! It can be funny but it can…   Read Story »

OMFGICBIYG, Are you dying because Twilight: Eclipse isn't out yet? Are you just DYING? Do you sit up at night wondering why the world is so unfair and doesn't make any sense and why people seem…   Read Story »

What a beautiful ceremony. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU TWO! (Via FourFour.)   Read Story »

Remember that dude who posted a video of his wife crying at the end of Return of the Jedi? Well, he has created a whole website. Of videos. Of his wife crying. Because basically he is YOUR husband.   Read Story »